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Spring is Here. What New Trend Should You Fear?

After watching numerous runway collections like hawks and seeing various trends we would like to adapt, we saw a few pieces sashay down the runway that made us wonder at times, “What the Hell” and “Why?” If some of you think as we do, including thoughts of, “Who in their right mind would wear that,” be prepared as someone is definitely sure to bring shame to humanity and wear this trend this season.

We are definitely NOT looking forward to seeing this come our neighborhood streets. What is it? The new but surely not improved hot pants and boy shorts. And while this trend has always found its way onto the streets during the spring and summer months, this year the hemlines have gone shorter. Yes, shorter. Hemlines, have crept up so short that the smallest of models have beared a piece of their cheek.

Now for the average sized curvy woman, this surely means that if the size 2 and below models are bearing pieces of their rear, we will definitely put all of our “treats” on display. Although various fashion mag’s and savvy style experts can be heard giving tips on how to appropriately wear this trend, we can’t help but think this should only be worn by women who have a yearning desire to be followed home or stalked.  

-Blog: Natalee Biggs